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Kim Kardashian’s Nipple Next to Justin Bieber’s Face

If I was 16 years old with gold bars falling out of my acne, I’d probably buy myself a girlfriend willing to have sex on camera so kids on my bus won’t think I’m a liar. Which explains how Kim...

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Angel McCord’s Nipple Makes Her Look Fat

Here’s AnnaLynne McCord and her sister Angel in Miami yesterday looking like the new poster-children for anorexia. (For or against? That’s up to you.) At one point, Angel flashed the paparazzi her...

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Katy Perry Topless Photo Leaked. This is Happening.

Here’s a topless pic of Katy Perry that just found it’s way into my inbox and I have no idea where it came from, how old it is, if it’s real, whatever. What I do know is those nipples are huge and this...

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Amy Winehouse is Still Out There and Other News

- Rachel Dratch is pregnant? How the fu… [Popeater] - Angelina Jolie pities you. [Dlisted] - Marisa Miller in lingerie. Cooking. ‘Nuff said. [Hollywood Tuna] - Leonardo DiCaprio is a fucking idiot....

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Paris Hilton Sunbathing Topless

Here’s Paris Hilton sunbathing topless in Sardinia Saturday which is great because now I don’t have to talk about how she keeps getting herself busted with pot for publicity. Instead, I actually have a...

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Michael Lohan Sold Nude Photos of Kate Major (Allegedly)

Because there’s no better way to say “Sorry for kicking you in the face,” Michael Lohan has allegedly been shopping around nude photos of his ex-fiancee Kate Major (above) which she tells Popeater were...

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Anyone Want To See Heidi Klum’s Nipples?

Posted by Photo Boy Originally, these Heidi Klum shots were going to be just one pic in today’s The Crap We Missed until I showed them to Fish. After he finished smacking my head with a rolled up...

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It’s Kendall Jenner’s Nipples Already

Kendall Jenner just turned 18 two weeks ago, so already it’s been 14 days too many for Kris Jenner not to get her pimp on. Which probably explains why Kendall just posted a pic of her breasts in a...

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Adriana Lima’s Nipples Prove Taylor Swift Is The Illuminati

Here’s a braless Adriana Lima on a photo shoot in Mexico on Sunday while wearing a soaking wet Coca-Cola tank top. Which is interesting because didn’t Taylor Swift just sign a deal with Coke? The same...

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That’s Miranda Kerr’s Nipple

I’m going to be perfectly frank with you. I have one more fuck to give about Duck Dynasty before firing up the Best Of posts and mentally checking out for the holidays, so here’s Miranda Kerr posing...

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Those Are Kelly Brook Nipples

So far this morning, Justin Bieber has been arrested for DUI, and now here’s Kelly Brook wearing a see-through dress which means I made the right move letting that mermaid out of my net (What? I have a...

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That’s Justin Bieber Biting A Stripper’s Nipple

‘Cause my jigga’s unstoppable like Denzel, B-Bare‘s party weekend had them women being b-bared, naw mean? Here he is straight suckin’ on them stripper titties ’cause da rules of da common man need not...

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Apparently This Is Miley Cyrus Naked In ‘W’

Looks just like her. Here’s Miley Cyrus in the new issue of W Magazine where she’s interviewed by Ronan Farrow and says a bunch of shit about weed and how she has it all figured out because what...

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Miley Cyrus Really Wants You To See Her Nipples

When you’ve spent the entire Fall showing everyone your labia, switching gears to nipples could be considered anti-climactic until you realize how simple, and sad the male mind is and then it’s...

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Those Are Abbie Cornish’s Nipples

Everyone enjoy Thor‘s muscles rippling through his shirt, almost as if they’re calling your name to cover them in delicious cinnamon and papas fritas? Perfect. Now back to boobs. Here’s Abbie Cornish...

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Those Are Kendall Jenner’s Nipples

Here’s Kendall Jenner somehow walking the Marc Jacobs runway during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week last night, and yes, those are her nipples you’re clearly seeing directly through her shirt. And I get it....

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Good Sweet God, Maryna Linchuk, And Other News

- Katy Perry and John Mayer will be the constant subject of engagement rumors now. [Lainey Gossip] - Anna Wintour just trolled Kim Kardashian good. [Dlisted] - Is seeing a face really necessary? Let’s...

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Good Morning, Bo Osinski, And Other News

- Brangelina might present at the Oscars. [Lainey Gossip] - Sam Worthington beat the shit out of the paparazzi. [Dlisted] - Hell-the-fuck-lo, Caitlin Rice… [theCHIVE] - Kaley Cuoco‘s husband is...

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Dis How Chicken Wear Pasties That Look Like Giant Areolas And Other News

- Chris Martin was probably banging Alexa Chung. [Lainey Gossip] - Chelsea Handler just told E! to fuck itself. [Dlisted] - Welcome to the time I thought Aubrey O’Day was Shauna Sands. [Celebslam] -...

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Yes, Lea Michele, The Kids’ Choice Awards Is A Great Place To See Your Nipples

While appearing at The Humane Society Gala, an adult fundraising event, Joanna Krupa, of all people, had the social decorum to at least cover up her nipples with pasties. So with that in mind, here’s...

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